"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."
Glutton's Guilt Tripper Pillows
Add a cozy, comedic touch to their space with pillows that highlight the humorous side of guilty pleasures—comfort and comedy in one so they can relax guilt-free.
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
"I'm a monster."
Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."
'I'll have the 'All of the above.''
Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.
'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'
"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'
Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie
'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'
'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'
'He hibernates between superbowls.'
'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'
A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...
World Meat Consumptiom
Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.
My Gay Son Never Calls
'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'
Introducing...Superegoman!
"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."
"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"
'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'
'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'
"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"
"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"
All you can eat buffet!
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.
'Recipes for the Really Hungry'
Glutton's Guilt Tripper Pillows Collection
Glutton's Guilt Tripper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the glutton’s guilt tripper—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of humor.
Glutton's Guilt Tripper Prints
Browse our funny prints that celebrate indulgence with a clever, artistic touch for the home or office.
Glutton's Guilt Tripper T-Shirts
Discover our amusing t-shirts for the glutton’s guilt tripper—ideal for showcasing their love of treats with a witty style.