Gluten Avoider T-Shirts

"Trying to remove gluten from your life is easier said than done."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'