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"The state of the world has pushed Henry wayyyy beyond his fear of gluten."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

A Complex Carb.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."