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It turns out celiac disease is thousands of years old. Yet I still never heard about "gluten" till recently. What do you think that means, Randy? It obviously means big wheat has some explaining to do. They must've altered the grains. I don't know. Maybe it's because our environment has gotten cleaner. So since our antibodies haven't had to work as hard, they've gotten weaker. HOJ. If there's one thing you'd know about, little buddy, it's atrophy. We should have our own science show.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

A Complex Carb.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Horse meat scandal.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Who's your Daddy?'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."