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Garlic Free Zone.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"First, do no ham."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Eat your vegetables

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

Milk...Milk...Anything but MILK!!

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'How's the garlic diet? Have you lost anything?'

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Was the perpetrator an immigrant? No? Damn. . . do immigrants live in his neighbourhood? Has he ever been abroad? No? Rats. . . Wait! Does he like garlic? Yes? Great!! Let's print the story!!!"

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'