Glove-talker Pillows

"This is just an interview. There's no need to keep it secret from the other team!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Deregulated Baseball

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Boxing

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

'Such petulance!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'He has a great left hook,'

Ask me about my uppercut.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Cat boxer

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

"Careful...she bites."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Goodbye Jackson

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

Hand takes a shower,