Glove-talker T-Shirts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Deregulated Baseball

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Boxing

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Such petulance!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'He has a great left hook,'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Cat boxer

"Careful...she bites."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Hand takes a shower,

"I'm not judging you... God is."

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'