Gloomy Forecast Techie Gifts

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Budgetmageddon

The Ordered List

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Minority Report Is Real

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Weather forecast

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Weather bar