Forecast Fun Gifts

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'There is no bad weather, just bad weather FORECASTS.'

'Now here's a simple formula to help you determine how accurate my predictions are likely to be.'

". . . rain in the dryer states, but a dry rain."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Weather bar

"That's our projected sales."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"The weather person said today would be party cloudy...but she didn't say which part."

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Uninhabital USA.