Globetrotter With A Taste For Spice Pillows

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Try to guess the continent dining...

Harsh Mellows.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

My God, I need to fart.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Travel Scenes

Australasia.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

The Family Joules: Part 8

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

London on £50 a meal

Welcome to my banquet, everybody! You'll find the China in my Far East and there's a New Dehli over in India. You'll then find Chile in South America and Turkey over by the Mediterranean. And do I see the gravy next to Turkey? No, that's just Greece. Ugh! I think I'm losing my appetite. In that case, go over to Eastern Europe and you'll get Hungary.

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

Failed Medical Tourism

The less popular burning tongue festival