Risk-taking Globetrotter Pillows

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Travel Scenes

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

A woman knits from a globe.

Australasia.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'