Risk-taking Globetrotter Pillows

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

My God, I need to fart.

Travelling

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Family Joules: Part 15

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Travel Scenes

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Australasia.

A woman knits from a globe.

The Family Joules: Part 8

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

In the wake of tourism...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'