Globe-trotting Gamers Gifts

"Extreme Marco Polo"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They're class action figures."

Sushi Train Set.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Musical ice flows

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Silly sausages

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

Watching TV around the world

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

World Cup - Countdown

Tug the Toggle

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

Whack the author.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"I need you to finish this over the weekend."

Canadian Chess

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."