Globe-trotting Critic Pillows

"We'd like a four star hotel, but with some interesting poverty nearby."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Religion & Economics.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

World Domination

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

"You forgot his tail."

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Our house wine is abominable."

Tourist

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

The world toilet.

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

China Syndrome.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Sue Gray Report

Beggers belief.

If symptoms persist sue your doctor.

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

London on £50 a meal

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.

Bogga Springs - Twinned with Geneva

"It's amazing how some clothes never go out of style."

"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Terra del Fuego."

North Korean H-Bomb and North Korean A-Hole

"The good news is we're sending you overseas for this feature."