Globe-trotter Humorist Gifts

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greek A-Z Map,

Travelogue

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

The London Olympic bid

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Geography class - UR Here.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Made in China.