Globetrotter Humor Gifts

'Brilliant, these 'no smiling' passports make identification so much easier.'

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Mr. Punch in Venice

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

Travelling

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'