Globe Skeptic Pillows

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

A divided world.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'The Final Merger'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."