Globe Skeptic Prints

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

A divided world.

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'The Final Merger'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Science deniers Soc.

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"