Globalization Gifts

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

'Oh, not bad, but the new asian branches are driving me nuts.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Made in China.

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

Global Inc.'s 'valued employees.'

'Made in the USA with a little help from Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia, India, Mexico and China.'

"Yeah, but the 'Made In China' labels are made in America."

Free Trade Agreements

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea, logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care in Vietnam."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

The tumbling dice...

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

Cheap Labour Countries.

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

'I remember when this was all shops!...'

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

Babies - Made in China.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'