Globalization Ponderers Gifts

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Made in China

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Farewell Donald

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

A divided world.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Made in China.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'The Final Merger'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've sources someon in Mumba...'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Global Inc.'s 'valued employees.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

The Miracle Worker