Globalization Debaters Gifts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Made in China

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Davos

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

A divided world.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Made in China.

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'The Final Merger'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Kim Jong-un

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've sources someon in Mumba...'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.

'Palintology'

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Global Inc.'s 'valued employees.'