Globalization Critic Gifts

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Giving Cuba the Business

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

'...The ethics of corporate globalization, as it affects developing nations, is essentially violent...'

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Made in China

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

A divided world.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Made in China.

'The Final Merger'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

Democracy Bombs

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Afghanistan

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

Trump Foreign Policy

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'