Globalization Guru Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"One day this will all be outsourced."

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

'Globalization never did me any harm.'

'I no longer sell lemonade. I'm a franchise outlet for a multi-national.'

'They moved our industry accross the Mexican border,and all we get is the smoke!'

"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

A Globeburger - yummy!

'It's made by American workers, but they're all living in Pakistan.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

New free trade agreement with the US forces Singapore to change it's ban on chewing gum.

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Take us to your leader. We want to discuss outsourcing possibilities.'

"I don't understand why other countries don't buy our products. After all, they made them!"

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

"OK, so we sent back everything that was made in China. . . what now?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

The Tobin Tax.

Babies - Made in China.

Well, I guess that's appropriate - all these piggy banks are made in China.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

American Apple Pie, $3.95...Made in China.

Stone Age

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Trump Hitting Uncle Sam On The Head With Tariffs Club

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Actually, I think this job came from India.''

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