Globalisation Gifts

'The only thing we've been able to globalize are the lawsuits.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Just Stop Boil

Made in China

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Population rocket

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

A divided world.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Made in China.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Think globally. Act locally.

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

The Tobin Tax.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've sources someon in Mumba...'

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."