Globalization Junkie Gifts

Bipartisan Scum

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Economy.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

75 Years of Progress

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"Italy just bought France."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Dictators Consuming the World

A divided world.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.