"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
Geopolitical Junkie Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the geopolitics enthusiast? Our collection offers humorous and insightful items that celebrate global affairs, perfect for sparking conversation or adding a dash of wit to their space.
'We've been offered NATO membership.'
Russia divided between the West and East.
Putin Forever
Dictators Consuming the World
"Seriously, folks, if you think I'm bad, wait till you see the next guy…"
"Please, can I pay with artillery shells?"
Putin takes aim at Nato
Oekraïne
Kim Jong Un
Iran gets it' kicks.
The Pyramid of Minsk.
"A Trojan horse? How boring!.."
Hotheads - Bomb Iran Now.
'Obama called for Israel to return to its 1967 borders, and looking at his immigration policy, he seems to want the U. S.... to return to its 1846 borders.
"… Breaking news out of North Korea—spoiler alert, it's not good."
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
'Hi, Vladimir! where are you right now?'
Next on the World Agenda?
Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
Taiwan Strait
Chinese Dragon Faces the American Eagle
"I might be able to offer you a test drive."
Russia Money Laundering
Enemy targets
Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together
War and Peace, Made in USA
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
They're Not Just That Into It
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Neo-International Law
Geopolitical Junkie Gifts Collection
Geopolitical Junkie Mugs
Browse our collection of geopolitics-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that keeps the world at their fingertips.
Geopolitical Junkie Pillows
Explore our range of geopolitics-themed pillows, adding a touch of global humor and style to any living space.
Geopolitical Junkie Prints
Check out our stylish geopolitics prints, perfect for decorating a workspace or home with witty insights on world affairs.
Geopolitical Junkie T-Shirts
Discover our witty geopolitics t-shirts, ideal for any global affairs enthusiast who loves to wear their interest with pride and humor.