Globalization Pillows

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We're going to have to let you go...we've found someone in china who's 45% better at being you for 24% less.'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

'Oh, not bad, but the new asian branches are driving me nuts.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Made in China.

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

Global Inc.'s 'valued employees.'

'Made in the USA with a little help from Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia, India, Mexico and China.'

"Yeah, but the 'Made In China' labels are made in America."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Free Trade Agreements

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

The tumbling dice...

'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea, logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care in Vietnam."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

'I remember when this was all shops!...'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

Cheap Labour Countries.

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Globalization is when Chinese parts that were glue together in Romania crumble apart in our country..."

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

American Apple Pie, $3.95...Made in China.