Globalization Detective Pillows

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Made in China

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Bush farewell.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

A divided world.

Euro Bomb

Made in China.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Oil in Nigeria.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The US Abandons the World

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

New World Order Bridge

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

The turbulent euro.

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."