Global Warmer's Pal Gifts

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Climate Change

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Adapting to global warming.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

In the Year 2525

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Be a friend.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

Global Warming.

Horror Movie: 2023 Weather Report

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Remember what it was like before global warming.'

The GOP plan to combat climate change.