Global Warmer's Pal Pillows

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Climate Change

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Adapting to global warming.

Be a friend.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Global Warming.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Horror Movie: 2023 Weather Report

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I'm not taking any chances with global warming this winter."

The GOP plan to combat climate change.

Polar Bear Disguise.

'Remember what it was like before global warming.'