Global Warming Wizard Gifts

Adapting to global warming.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raincloud Umbrella

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'...and this is the water garden...'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Weather forecast