Global Warming Wizard T-Shirts

Adapting to global warming.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

Global Warmer 2000.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'...and this is the water garden...'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

In the Year 2525