Global Warming Geek T-Shirts

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"It won't be the hottest year on record for long."

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Winter Weather.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

The sea 2050.

Solar Panel

How Glaciations Begin

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

The Euro.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Exchange Rate.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Facial hair continental drift.

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Spotted Owl Migration

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"