Global Product Watchdog Gifts

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Corporate Greed.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

World Health Organization

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Wall Street In Jail

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'What a bargain!'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.