Global Watchdog Gifts

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

North Pole

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Twitter censorship

Police Statetion

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Corporate Greed.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Fact amnesty"

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

HUAWEI 5G

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!