Global Product Watchdog Pillows

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Corporate Greed.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

State of the Union

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Political Integrity Explained

Chained CPI

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Wall Street In Jail

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

NDAs for non VIPs

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

World Health Organization

'What a bargain!'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'