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They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Bowled over again!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

Luka Modric

WTO-Free Traitor.

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Evidence board

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'