Global Games Watcher Gifts

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Rugby Throw Up.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

WTO-Free Traitor.

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

Evidence board

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.