"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Game Watcher T-Shirts
Get a t-shirt that celebrates their love for binge-watching and gaming. Comfortable, clever, and designed to make game watchers smile every time they wear it.
Bowled over again!
Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'
'Cheer up Rosi, how about I get some nice cans of larger and we watch the football this afternoon?'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
Tree house.
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
'Och lye the news'
'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'
'Hey, hey, hey!'
"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."
Watching the football.
Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning
"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."
'I wonder what he is thinking about...'
"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"
'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'
'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'
"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."
It's a Dog's life
"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."
'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'
"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."
Kick! Go for it!
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
Game Watcher T-Shirts Collection
Game Watcher Mugs
Discover an array of game watcher mugs that combine humor and personality, making every coffee break a fun reminder of their passion.
Game Watcher Pillows
Add some comfort and humor to their space with pillows designed especially for those who love their screen time.
Game Watcher Prints
Enhance their entertainment area with art prints that celebrate their favorite game watching hobbies and passions.