Glasswork Gifts

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Romantic Glass Blower

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

Cargo Ship Backlog

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'Ye olde optician.'

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

Glass Production

"Oh My God - surely the finest varietal themed stemware I've ever tasted from."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

'I had a cough at the time.'

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'