Glasswork Gifts

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Romantic Glass Blower

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

Cargo Ship Backlog

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'Ye olde optician.'

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

Optometry. I'll take them.

Glass Production

'I had a cough at the time.'

"Oh My God - surely the finest varietal themed stemware I've ever tasted from."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'