Glass Maker Gifts

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Glass Production

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Romantic Glass Blower

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

Galician vineyards

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Winery tours.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!