Glamour Queen T-Shirts

A day at the races

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Ladies

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

A Manicure

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

JET (Part I)

"Botox."

'Botox...'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."