Glamour Queen Prints

A day at the races

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The rock caricature

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Ladies

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Botox."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Botox...'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Fred Astaire

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Oscars