Glamour Devotee Prints

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

"Bond James, Bond."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Silly wig.

The rock caricature

Ladies

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'And who are you wearing?'

Marilyn Monroe

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Martina Klein

Liz Hurley

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"So what's your success rate?"

Al Pacino

Bar Refaeli

Antonio Banderas

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Joan Collins

Diane Kruger

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Ines Sastre

Joan Crawford junior

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.