Glamour Photo Enthusiast Prints

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Diamond outfits

Ladies

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

Elton John

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Rita Hayworth caricature

Carole Lombard

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'And who are you wearing?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Monica Bellucci

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Antonio Banderas

Liz Hurley

Liu Wen

Bar Refaeli

Modern day mirror.

Martina Klein

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Diane Kruger

Stars Without Make-Up.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Paris Hilton

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I've received celebrity status!'

Joan Crawford junior

Ines Sastre

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.