Glamorous Driver Gifts

"I like to look my best if someone is taking pictures"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Complete Makeover

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'And who are you wearing?'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Ducks crossing.

Yummy Mummy

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving home for Christmas.

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

I brake for elves.

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Bug on the windshield.

Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

I have to pay my fines in the juvenile court!

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Angler Zips Up Dress

Exit 137.

The Not Super-Smart but Really Supportive Car