Girlfriend's Parents T-Shirts

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Grace For Flies

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Demure lady with gloves

"Talk nerdy to me."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"We've made great progress!"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."