Girlfriend's Father T-Shirts

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

Killer Executive Suits.

Gender Equality

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

International Women's Day

"Talk nerdy to me."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"What's a patent?"

A young Don King

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Demure lady with gloves

"We've made great progress!"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".