Giraffes T-Shirts

Giraffe Umbrella

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"I suppose that by the time a giraffe's breakfast reaches its stomach, it has become its lunch?"

Booger-Boy Scandal 5: 'A-hem, 'Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling of the past and just get over it.''

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

"I'm not much of a cat person. Actually I'm more of a giraffe person."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Same old crowd."

City Zoo

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'