Giraffe Keeper T-Shirts

Spiro & Pusho and the giraffe.

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Same old crowd."

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Modigliani's Giraffe

City Zoo

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'