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'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"It doesn't work on geese."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Sorry, what was that?'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

The First Supper

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

Ghost Playing Cello

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'